Here's proof Chuck Norris stops time

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Here's proof Chuck Norris stops time

Post by Jacob » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:19 pm

I did not know he was that old...

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=127609
Martial arts champion, movie and television star, author and WND columnist Chuck Norris turned 70 today, and as one entry in his publisher's contest to come up with a "fact" about the famed personality stated, "Another year celebrated Chuck Norris."
* Chuck Norris doesn’t need Social Security, Social Security needs him.

* It isn't Chuck Norris' birthday today, it's his yearly apology to the obstetrician for knocking him out with a roundhouse kick coming out 70 yrs ago.

* Wow, another year celebrates a Chuck Norris! Congratulations 2010!

* No one throws Chuck Norris a party. He throws it… far.

* When Chuck Norris goes to someone else's birthday party, the host gives him a gift.

* When Chuck Norris wishes someone, "Happy Birthday," they are happy … all year.

* When the birthday candles on Chuck Norris' cake saw him coming, they blew themselves out. Happy birthday!

* Chuck Norris stopped aging at 27. He just keeps anniversaries of this birthday so the rest of us don’t feel bad.

* The last time Chuck Norris blew out some candles, we called it climate change.

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