Martial arts champion, movie and television star, author and WND columnist Chuck Norris turned 70 today, and as one entry in his publisher's contest to come up with a "fact" about the famed personality stated, "Another year celebrated Chuck Norris."
* Chuck Norris doesn’t need Social Security, Social Security needs him.
* It isn't Chuck Norris' birthday today, it's his yearly apology to the obstetrician for knocking him out with a roundhouse kick coming out 70 yrs ago.
* Wow, another year celebrates a Chuck Norris! Congratulations 2010!
* No one throws Chuck Norris a party. He throws it… far.
* When Chuck Norris goes to someone else's birthday party, the host gives him a gift.
* When Chuck Norris wishes someone, "Happy Birthday," they are happy … all year.
* When the birthday candles on Chuck Norris' cake saw him coming, they blew themselves out. Happy birthday!
* Chuck Norris stopped aging at 27. He just keeps anniversaries of this birthday so the rest of us don’t feel bad.
* The last time Chuck Norris blew out some candles, we called it climate change.